^{Jokes (clean)}

 ^{1. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? ...Dam!}

^2. God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
"Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has
finally figured out a way to create life out of
nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness

 of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man. "
"Well, that's interesting . show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt”.

^{3. A pig walks into a bar and orders a glass of water.  He gulps it down and drinks several more before asking}

 ^{where the bathroom is.  the bar tender tells him it is down the hall and to the left.  the pig goes to the restroom}

 ^{and goes home.  the 2nd, 3rd and 4th pigs do the same.  finally, the 5th pig walks in and drinks several glasses} 

^{of water and then gets up to leave.  "aren't you going to ask me where the bathroom is?" asks the bartender.}

  ^{"nope!" replies the pig.  "I'm the little piggy that goes wee!  Wee!  Wee! all the way home!"!}

^4. What's E.T short for?...because he's got little legs.

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